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The Vacationers review ä 8 Eir daughter Sylvia has graduated from high school The sunlit island its mountains and beaches its tapas and tennis courts also promise an escape from the tensions simmering at home in Manhattan. This book was about as satisfying as eating a 12 pack of sugarless cinnamon gum for Sunday dinner This is the tale of Franny a short fat petty shrew of a woman who goes on vacation with her gay of course best friend and his partner her philandering husband Jim her spoiled useless children and Carmen poor poor Carmen Franny is using their 2 weeks in Mallorca to decide whether or not to stay in her marriage to her cheating unemployed albeit tall husbandFranny toys with the idea of taking on a lover of her own an old famous Mallorcan tennis pro with a sexy times accent but unfortunately knocks herself out during a practice volley with him giving herself a big bump on her noggin Meanwhile Jim proves his love and repentance by stalking Franny around the island via the borrowed motorbike of a stranger in black leather he meets on the plane over Even though Jim can t stop fantasizing about his 23 year old intern lover with the long blonde hair and supple waist for a single living minute he really is very very sorry and desperately wants his fat wife backLesser plots ensue Franny and Jim s asshole son leaves behind the family scrabble marathon and his super fit girlfriend Carmen one rainy night to get a blow job from a random ugly british chick in a Palermo disco bathroom Franny s teenage daughter pouts in the bedroom the entire vacay cause her hot spanish tutor accidentally saw her in a towel Frannie s gay best friend s partner skulks around the house trying to avoid her nasty ass so he can get some fcking work done and also adopt a little boy with a perfectly nice name that they are still hell bent on changing Poor poor pink velour sweatsuit wearing Carmen does a lot of jumping jacks and drinks disgusting health tonics but is 1000 times nicer than anyone else in the house so gets to escape the vacation a few days early And Franny hates on her benefactress Gemma the generous owner of the beautiful vacation home with the pool by the ocean they ve been staying at because 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The Vacationers review ä 8 For the Posts a two week trip to the Balearic island of Mallorca with their extended family and friends is a celebration Franny and Jim are observing their thirty fifth wedding anniversary and th. I confess to being utterly baffled by this book I m not referring to the book itself which had a minimal plot that was very easy to follow I m referring to the critical reaction to The Vacationers It had glowing reviews and seemed to be on every summer reading list After reading it I can only shake my head in wonder and ask why Mass hallucination Bribery All the critics were friends of the writer I don t know what else would explain this book being anointed this summer s must readThe writing was perfectly fine if nothing special but the story itself was so meh The plot was boring with the various storylines being mostly very well trod ground done better by other books Husband has cheated on wife who has kind of let herself go In turn she behaves like a shrew He feels bad and waits around to see if she ll forgive him Younger daughter is a surly virgin who hates everyone and thinks she ll be ugly forever Older son is a screw up living with an older woman he doesn t love so he cheats on her in order to end the relationshipThe book s only novel characters are Charles and Lawrence an older married gay couple who want to adopt a baby But they get the least amount of pages and even then the focus is on their having a kid That would be fine but its hardly explored nor is the idea of what marriage means to gay men how it affects them and their families how same sex marriage might change heterosexual marriage etc Those would be interesting topics to explore but instead Straub treats Charles like a heterosexual woman desperate to have a baby Yawn Carmen is also somewhat interesting but also gets short shrift I get that The Vacationers is about family dysfunction loving your family anyway etc but most of the characters are so unpleasant andor cliche and their stories so uninteresting that I didn t care what happened by the end If they were my family I certainly wouldn t want to spend any time with them As a reader I m baffled why critics think I d want to spend time with these boring unpleasant people I guess the other summer books must have been really bad Revelry Taint #1 of Mallorca with their extended family and friends is a celebration Franny and Jim are Spruce: A Step-by-Step Guide to Upholstery and Design observing their thirty fifth wedding anniversary and th. 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The Vacationers review ä 8 But all does not go according to plan over the course of the vacation secrets come to light old and new humiliations are experienced childhood rivalries resurface and ancient wounds are exacerbat. A uick summer read following vapid detestable characters who try to escape their problems but ultimately have to face them while on family vacation Basically exactly what you expect it to be It delivers on drama and wraps up nicely Perfect for making you feel a little bit better about yourself too Marianne Williamson On Spirituality over the course Beginning from Jerusalem Christianity in the Making vol 2 of the vacation secrets come to light The Universe in a Nutshell on family vacation Basically exactly what you expect it to be It delivers In Bed with the Earl Lost Lords of London #1 on drama and wraps up nicely Perfect for making you feel a little bit better about yourself too

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    PDF The Vacationers ´ Emma Straub I kept reading in the hopes that someone would drown Or maybe at the end of the book the plane would crash and the whole detestable wealthy privileged family would die on their way home from Mallorca where their dream vacation in a giant private house near the ocean had been marred by secrets coming to light and infidelityReally the only character I liked here was Carmen the personal trainer girlfriend of the older son who comm

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